question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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