my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We were destined to go to rehab together
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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