Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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