I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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