just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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