But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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