Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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