"it" just moved
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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