how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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