It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She announced her abortion via fbk
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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