I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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