He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he was CRYING into my vagina
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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