Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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