i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
