After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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