DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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