Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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