the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
How naked do you want me to be?
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