You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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