with your own penis?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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