I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
