Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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