Please, let me fuck your mom
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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