Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We're too hungover to prance.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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