i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I think i got beer on your cat.
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