I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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