Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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