how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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