so explain again why im purple
no
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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