wanna go halves on a baby?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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