She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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