he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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