don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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