We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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