In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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