what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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