It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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