dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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