He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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