3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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