this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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