me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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