the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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