i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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