he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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