I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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