Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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