Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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