Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I need moral support for this bender
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
