Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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