But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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