rhymes with "ouble enetration"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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