My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
im holly from the hills drunk
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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