So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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