i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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